WANTED

DEAD OR ALIVE — REWARD: YOUR SANITY

TOOL

TOOL

TOOL

SICK

TOOL

• I. SICK
• II. MOGS FOR ATTENTION
• III. WORKPLACE VIOLENCE
• IV. BEING AN ABSOLUTE TOOL

Subject is SICK. Known to MOG FOR ATTENTION at every opportunity. Has committed WORKPLACE VIOLENCE against productivity, morale, and common decency. Approach with extreme caution. This individual is a certified, grade-A, weapons-grade TOOL.

IF SEEN, DO NOT ENGAGE. REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO: RJISATOOL.ORG
CLASSIFICATION: TOOL • THREAT LEVEL: TOOL • STATUS: TOOL
CASE FILE: TOOL-001 • VERDICT: TOOL • SENTENCE: TOOL FOR LIFE